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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents
achievements to each other.
Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : Yes I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!